Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Brooke Shields Shills for Eyelashes

I just saw an ad for a prescription drug for people with eyelash deficiencies. Eyelash deficiencies- nobody has eyelash deficiencies; they have eyesight deficiencies or lung deficiencies, or a deficient kidney. If you're taking a prescription drug to grow eyelashes longer, it means you are the laziest woman or glam rocker in the world.